Crazy E-mails!!!

You just find some of the most craziest of mails(read Junk mails) in ur inbox sometimes.. this mornin started off as just another day, was feelin dead after all the work the previous nite and tired..opened my inbox to find this...MY DAY WAS MADE>...Still laughin...and my body hurts..heheheheh

CHEAT ON YOUR WIVES
Name: Carla
Age:35-40
Weight: 150 lbs
Eyes: Green
Available: Hotel or in your place
From the 3rd to 9th of jan.

Name: Mellissa
Age: 33-37
Weight: 137 lbs
Eyes: Hazel
Available: Hotel
From the 5th to 13th of jan.